My most embarrassing moment happened at the beach. A rather large bug flew down my top. In my panic I naturally screamed attracting attention to myself. Then I stuck my hand down my top, trying in vein to grab the disgusting little creature who was happily going further down into my bathing suit.

Being in total control of the situation, I continued to scream, attracting even more people to my circle of friends. In the meantime the evil little bug was going further down into my suit. At this point in my panic, and with all modesty, I pulled down my top to dislodge the mange bug... totally unaware of the crowd of onlookers, totally exposing myself to the masses. I was so embarassed that I packed up and left. Totally red, but not from sunburn.