I was in a hotel with 3 of my friends, and two of them had gone out for breakfast, and the third was in the bath tub taking a really long time. And I had to pee sooooooo bad. Generally I would have held it or gone and found another bathroom somewhere else, but in a temporary moment of insanity, I decided to pee in the sink.

Being female, this was no easy task. I hoisted myself up on the counter, with my butt stuck over the tap and started to pee. It was making noise and I was afraid of my roommate in the bathtub hearing so I turned on the water to hide the sound.

Being the smart kind I am, it was the hot water I turned on, and I promptly burned my butt. I tried to jump away from the sink but my shorts (which were around my ankles) got stuck to something under the sink and I fell off the counter, right as my other two room mates walked in the door.

They got a full view of me lying on the floor, with my pants around my ankles, peeing on myself and holding my nicely burned butt.

I will NEVER hear the end of this!